i like asking a question to someone even though i already know the answer just to see if the person will lie
the amount of passive aggressiveness in this dm is amazing
My dad gave our 2 month old English bulldog puppy a taste of strawberry Popsicle today. This is true happiness.
give a man a guitar and he’ll play for a day, teach a man guitar and today is gonna be the day that they’re gonna throw it back to you